February 8th, 1997

Tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes! I love tomatoes! especially in pizza! With pepperroni and cheese! Mmm, mmm, good! Oh yeah, thanks for running such a great page! You answer mail fast and I (FOR 1) don't think your page is slow. I guess those rejects who wrote in saying "you're page is slow" must just have crappy modems or something. Thanks go out to you!

-Jose

I know this page isn't slow. :) For people that care, my server (therefore all my pages) is connected to the internet through a 155 megabit (OC-3) data pipe, the largest available! Wow!

I don't mean to sound stupid or rude, but what is it with this "Fa" stuff. Obviously I haven't read MAD long enough to appriciate the joke.

-Jerry

It's not really a joke, it's just a cool thing to do, and I've only been fueling the fire! It's kind of like saying "Ha", only it starts with an "F". Fa! Fa! Fa!

MAD, since I have no life and no one else to write to I decided to write to you. Your book has totaly screwed up my life but that's just fine because I like being screwed in the head do you want to know why? Of course you do before I started reading your book I was a screwed up already. oh yeah I love your mad magazines.

P.S. YOU ARE SO COOL!!!!

-Taz

You're name is Taz, that's awesome!

I can't think of anything to say... I think I've gone MAD!!!

-Darren Smart

Of course you have! Otherwise you wouldn't be here! We can help you! (Not really...)