January 10th, 1997

Hey! I thought the schmuck joke was funny too! I collected MAD for years (7) but unfortunately stopped. Anyway, Love all you maddies! Later,

-Jose

That would be the schmuck joke here. Seven years, that's a pretty long time! You're living proof that MAD doesn't corrupt minds! Well, I haven't met you yet, I'm just taking a wild guess. Fa! Fa! Fa!

Hey, this is the Black Spy. If you see White Spy, tell him he's gonna get.
Bwa ha ha!

-Wayne Jennings

He's gonna get what? Oh, my! What could it mean! Ahhhh!

Alfred rules!!!!!
Alfred for President

-Sidewinder

Maybe I should start a campaign in 2000! I think the country would be very different if Alfred E. ran it! (I'm not saying if it would be better or worse, though!)

Hi Greg--
There is a new MAD T-Shirt available from a company called "What on Earth." The shirt shows a picture of everbody's favorite idiot with a bowl-cut (this pertains to his hair style...I won't explain it if you don't know...)
The shirt costs $17.95, it is available in Large and Extra Large. The company's phone number is 1-800-945-2552. Call to order or ask questions. All true MAD Fans should ge this shirt!

W/MADness,

-Chris Harne

I think I've seen that shirt before. I had a choice of that or one with Alfred on a hog (not a real one, a motorcycle, of course!). I took the hog (hmmm... that sounds weird). Did you know that a bowl cut is also known as a skater's cut? (I know that 'cause I have one!)

Your Mad site is pretty cool and stuff!!

-MADMAG1233

Thanks! Uhh... I have nothing else to say.... ummm... don't... fall. Be careful.