January 20th, 1997

DEAR WEIRDOS,
PUH LEEEEEEEEEESE SEND ME SOME FRONT COVER PIN UP ART WORK!!! THANKS< AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

-Gary Henry

First you insult me and then you ask me for something I don't have! How rude!

Do you remember me ? I'm Jose (January 15 mailroom).
I was just wondering if you or anybody else out there knows what the word "fa" exactly means. If so, is it an adjective or noun or what? Please bleep me back some info through this page or through my E-mail (On this page I'm under Joey Close) and my E-mail is [bleep! if you want it, go to All You MAD Fans!]. Thanks!

-Jose

Of course, how could I forget you, you're my #1 fan, remember? :) FYI, "Fa" isn't really a word, it's a sound... like "ha", or (to quote Duck Edwing) "vreenk", "bzschlik", "broowowl", or "nyah ha ha". Got it? Good! Fa! Fa! Fa!

We are in the work station in vancouver B.C and thougt we'd stop by

-Mike M. and Fankie

Whoo-hoo! Chugga-wugga-wug-wug! Bang-zing! Thanks for stopping by!

You guys are the bomb!!!My very first issue dates back to september of 84.
How did Alfred E. Neumen loose his tooth? are you and crack enemies? Who came first you or crack? I think you are much better then them.

sincerely,

-Jacob Feldman

How did AEN lose his tooth? Well, you know how some people (for whatever reason) lick cold pipes in the winter? Well, little Alfred thought he'd go all the way and try to bite one! Well, to make a long story short, cold pipes aren't soft! Fa!