March 29th, 1997
Are you stupid?
Just a question.
-Lord Vader
Hmmm... let's see, people! E-mail me and tell me if you're stupid or not! I'll post the results eventually. Should be interesting...
Hey, greg! I think you have the best MAD internet-page I've found. I
really like MAD, to. I have allot of MAD magazines and books. I was
reading your SATSQ and I remembered that I have Al Jaffy's SATSQ OLD
BOOK! SEEYA LATTER, DARREN JILEK
-Michael Jon Jilek
So do I! We rock, man! :)
Dear Mad or whoever,
I am a big mad fan.Yup.I LOVE getting your magazines.Are you
allowed to make fun of people like that???Ddo you have to get
permission????How far do you go back????Well,I gotta go to see your
stupid site.Bye!!!
-Jeri-Lynn
Legally, Mad is allowed to make fun of people, but some lawsuits have appeared over time. None were ever carried through with, though, because everyone just plain loves Mad! Whoo-hoo!
I love your mag. Bu the way, could you give me the code to play Clinton
in NBA jam for super NES?
-Cruisers
Of course I can. After all, that's what I'm here for, isn't it? To play as Clinton, enter "ARK" as your initials. Before you enter the 'K', though, hold the L button, R button, Start, and X. Happy gaming! Now, back to Mad...
Okay Sterlin, you got me, I did copy those snappy answers out of that
Garfield book, I have it. By the way, I'm with Jose! If that dude bombs
Greg, I'll make him eat burning jockey shorts! FA! FA! By the way, call
1800-464-TANG for info on how to get a free issue of MAD!
-Allen
Not threats to e-mail bomberman again... Anyways, that Tang thing was for real... not sure if it still is, though. Try anyways, and drink lots of Tang! (Even though I don't!)
you stinky piece of ****! My mom gave me MAD for Christmas (a 24-month
subscrition) and you didn't send me a MAD pin!! Or any cool free ****
that you freaks glued together with rubber cement that was really your
*****. I want free ****! ****, ****, ****, *******! My address is: [bleeped, as was a lot of letter!]
-Derek Mahlburg
Mad only gives pins out for 36 issue subscriptions now, sorry! I wouldn't have posted this... "overly bleeped" letter if it hadn't pointed that out.
alfred e neuman is my mothers daddys
unkels sisters merchants former roommate!!!!
-Max & Taylor
So you two are really close.