Hehehehehe....Oudom saves everyone the trouble:

Disclaimer: This is humor. You laugh at it.

Gamepro: Welcome to yet another interview with Boon and Tobias.
Boon: Hello everyone.
Tobias: Hi everyone.
Forden: Hey, I'm here too in case anyone cares.
Mikik: Me too.
Beran: Me and Michilich are the new guys.
Groskie: Yeah, but I've been doing MK before you two newbies.
Mikik: Shut up, Tony.
Gamepro: OK, let's get to the questions.
Gamepro: First question -
Question: Where the hell's Goro??
Boon: He's back, and in there.
Tobias: The Prince of Shokan is back.
Question: Where is he then?
Boon: Keep on looking ;)
Forden: Yeah.
Tobias: We'll telling you, he's in there.
Groskie: I did the backgrounds for MK2 and MK3.
Gamepro: Hey, punk. You only get ONE question.
Question: Oh, sorry. :(
Gamepro: Don't do it again. Next question -
Question: How do you do a Cage Morph? Nudealities?
Boon: Um.
Tobias: Ed, can you handle this?
Boon: Yeah, um.
Gamepro: You fool! There are no Nude-alities in UMK3. Right, Ed?
Boon: I suppose. Doesn't hurt to try and find it though ;)
Tobias: Yeah! Who knows what we did!
Gamepro: er, ok, next question -
Question: What's up with John Turk? He bites!
Beran: Turk's our friend! Don't pick on him!
Boon: Turk's our friend! Don't pick on him!
Beran: Yeah! I wrote it faster than you, Ed.
Boon: :(
Tobias: Actually, Turk was cool.
Tobias: We got a special deal with him as he did like 75% of the characters in UMK3.
Gamepro: Next question please -
Question: Where are the Brutalities!!!??!!
Beran: Turk's our friend! Don't pick on him!
Beran: DOH!
Boon: Ha Ha!
Gamepro: Uh...next question -
Question: Can you do Scorpion's Double Teleport?
Boon: Doesn't hurt to try and find out if you could ;)
Tobias: Try and do Sheeva's Double Stump, Kang's Double Bike Kick, and Kabal's double dash while you're at it!
Mikik: And Cyrax's 6 nets!
Boon: that wasn't even funny Dave.
Mikik: Sorry, Ed.
Gamepro: Grrrr...next question -
Question: why does subbie suck now?
Boon: Yeah yeah, more complents...
Tobias: Sub-Zero doesn't suck for your information.
Boon: "This guy's cheap"
Boon: "This guy sucks"
Boon: Can't make everyone happy.
Tobias: Sub-Zero is cool as ice.
Gamepro: Maybe he's talking about the blockable Ice Statues...
Forden: Sub-Zero is pretty smooth.
Boon: Damn right, Dan.
Gamepro: Hmmmm. We are running out of time...last question -
Question: Is there going to be a MK4???
Boon: Sub-Zero is still pretty powerful.
Tobias: I'm pretty good with Sub-Zero myself.
Forden: I like how he freezes people.
Mikik: Sub-Zero was played by John Turk in case no one knew.
Beran: Turk's our friend! Don't pick on him!
Gamepro: Well.......
Gamepro: that's all the time we have.
Gamepro: Hope that answered a lot of questions in people's minds.
Gamepro: Thanks UMK3 guys!
Boon: No problem, when do we get to do this again?
Tobias: That was fun.
Mikik: MK4 is hammering up!!
Forden: Ed, should be pretty soon.
Beran: Over all ready??
Groskie: I did the backgrounds for MK2 and MK3.
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